18.05.2024
Cheloo - Dacă eram... Лирицс транслатион то енглисх
Translation
If I were
[Intro]
Laugh like phlegm in tuberculosis and like soup at the death of the musician
Yeah
Yeah
Let's go
[Verse 1]
If I were a policeman, I wouldn't take any risks
Villains would pay me off like taxes
If I were a firefighter, you'd burn like a rat in a house
You, your mother, and your lustful rag
If I were a gynecologist, I'd examine you with a bottle in fear
It's healthy to spank, generally doesn't hurt
If I were a priest, I'd be dangerous
Rubbing my parishioners, punk, up and down
If I were a surgeon, I'd forget about you
My cuckoo clock, my patent, and a bread knife
If I were a diamond owner, bro
I'd set up a glass shop and only cut broken windows
If I were wealthy, I wouldn't be alive anymore
I'd smile at your exposed body in the morgue, preserved in ice
[Chorus]
There are so many beautiful professions that need to be tried
Applause, please, I'm good at everything
I'm waiting for offers and compensation
Currently, I'm without occupation
There are so many beautiful professions that need to be tried
Applause, please, I'm good at everything
I'm waiting for offers and compensation
Currently, I'm without occupation
[Verse 2]
If I were a cannibal, and you were just ugly
I'd take you in the dick bush, fuck the soup
If I were a mailman, I'd run to the dealer in town
While you starved, I'd smoke weed and hash
If I were a gravedigger, I'd bury you once, as usual
Then I'd defile you, taking your favorite jewelry
If I were a pharmacist and you bought sedatives
I'd encourage you to take steroids
If I were a septic tank cleaner, I'd teleport shit with pressure
Eventually magnetize the whole world
If I were a waiter and caught you at the table, in feces
I'd serve you the second course, stylishly, with separate phlegm
If I were a driver, I'd have you as a victim on my record
Fuck your mother, you would have left me unemployed
[Chorus]
There are so many beautiful professions that need to be tried
Applause, please, I'm good at everything
I'm waiting for offers and compensation
Currently, I'm without occupation
There are so many beautiful professions that need to be tried
Applause, please, I'm good at everything
I'm waiting for offers and compensation
Currently, I'm without occupation
[Verse 3]
If I were a thief, to be honest
I'd be fast and leave you bare-dicked without feeling a thing
If I were a pilot and lost my engine
I'd take your parachute mid-flight, fuck it, I won't die
If I were a teacher for grades 1-4, poor thing
Your child would smoke and drink until he lost his mind
If I were a navigator, I'd sail the seas without honor
And return loaded with money, without a ship
If I were a hereditary wanker, I'd work at CNA
And commit suicide with a ritual to this track
[Chorus]
There are so many beautiful professions that need to be tried
Applause, please, I'm good at everything
I'm waiting for offers and compensation
Currently, I'm without occupation
There are so many beautiful professions that need to be tried
Applause, please, I'm good at everything
I'm waiting for offers and compensation
Currently, I'm without occupation
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